I am stuck underneath a rock. She will not let me out. I'm pushing up from underneath but it won't budge and she won't help. Everyones on the same boat, in the same boat. The weight keeps me from using my olympian muscles. My hands of god. If there was not a single person in the boat I would leap from my cage and bound across the world. I would display my perfect body. I would reveal my superior intellect. I would crush buildings because I could. I would. Believe me. I speak the truth. But for now I'm embarrassed.